And the conversation went something like this...

Hey, dude, what’s up?

Huh, what?

Seriously man, what’s up?

Who's that?

The voice in your head, duh!


No man, don’t play that. You know I’m here.  Just because you try to deny me doesn’t mean I don’t exist.

I thought I got rid of you a long time ago.

Nah, I was chillin. Figured you had enough on your hands… or head… to deal with.

So, what are you doing back?

Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do. It meant a lot to me. You mean a lot to me.

Wait a minute, isn’t that a song.

It doesn’t mean it’s not true.

Whatever.  Seriously, what are you doing back?

Dude, you have blog.

So, I’ve had a blog for a long time.

Yeah, but this time people are actually reading it.


And I want to get a piece of the action.

Um, you’re a voice in my head.

Yeah, that’s never stopped you before.

That was a long time ago. I went to therapy for years for that. 

Yeah, but they never did find the bodies, did they?


Yeah, that was all me. Think about what I can bring to the people that read your blog.

Let me think… what would you bring?

Entertainment! Humor!

I already provide that.

No, you don’t. Not really.

Whatever.  Let me think about it.

Don’t think about it too long.  I still know where all the bodies are buried.

Whatever. Gotta go. We'll talk later.

Hah, you admit I exist.

Never said that. Just said we will talk... LATER.